Ten things that you will never hear me say

1. I wish I had one more diaper to change.
2. Can someone please give me more laundry to fold I am completely caught up.
3. My car is so clean
4. I can't stand one more venti iceed green tea with three splendid
5. Does this outfit make me look too skinny
6. I absoulutely love grocery shopping with my kids, it's such a enjoyable experience.  Especially at the checkout counter when they want to play with everything.
7. Oh no, not another nap!
8. I have an excellent idea, let's load up in the car and go shopping for a new outfit for mommy!
9. I wish my girls would talk more and have more tantrums. 
10. I really wish it were hotter!